TURD POLISHING

Hey everybody (Dan Rock), there's a, um, rudimentary demo of a new song on my bandcamp page:

doublemintmaple.bandcamp.com

T'aint pretty, but it's there, damnit.

Also, I'm going to be playing a show with DANDELION SNOW and FRANK TURNER (UK) in Dan's Basement. Come check it out; show up early. But of course, you'll be there, Dan. After all, it's your fucking house.

FITS LIKE A BRAND NEW BASEBALL GLOVE

It's a beautiful day in Pittsburgh, PA, although, as usual, it will be mostly cloudy. I can't wait to see what today will show to me.

Everybody: come over tomorrow for pancakes and games, probably some beers, and also some eggs.

I won't rhyme all the time.

I promise.

And I'm honest.

I like to eat oranges.